Let's be honest. We enjoy theme parks, and we're fascinated by narratology, and we love one another. That will never change.
But we don't know each other. Not really. If we’re gonna advance theme park theory—and there’s no one I’d rather advance theme park theory with—we’ve gotta get on the same page.
You can respond however you like. Then we'll pick up where we left off.
There be squalls ahead, but we'll rough 'em together.